So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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