It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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