are you so shy because you have an std?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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