why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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