Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize