Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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