Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
last night I used snow as a chaser
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