i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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