I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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