What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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