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I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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