is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Randomize
