Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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