That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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