bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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