i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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