I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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