I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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