You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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