redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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