I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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