Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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