So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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