if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Dicks are not precious.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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