Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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