THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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