East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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