I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
