Plan B is the new Plan A
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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