Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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