fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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