but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
tell me about the fingering
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