oh god the rape fog is back!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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