if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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