I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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