I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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