we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
