I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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