Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
pray to the hookup gods
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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