so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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