office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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