apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
