Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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