yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
PANTIES FOUND
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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