new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
God, I missed his penis.
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