Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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