You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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