Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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