I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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