so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
tell me about the fingering
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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