Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
