i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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