Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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